PICKLES

What we did, in plain language

A walkthrough for the number-curious. No statistics degree required.

The question

Pro pickleball doubles has an obvious puzzle: when a team wins, who gets the credit? Anna Bright and Hayden Patriquin dominate mixed doubles — is that because they're both great, or because they're great together? Announcers love the chemistry story. We wanted to know if the numbers do.

Step 1: Get every game

The tours' results website quietly loads its data from a public feed. We wrote a polite little program (one request per second) that walked through every date since January 2024 and collected every professional doubles game — both tours, every player, every game score. About 36,000 games and 3,600 players, each with a permanent ID number so that "Tyra Hurricane Black" and "Tyra Black" never get counted as two people.

Step 2: Rate the players — all at once

Here's the whole model in one sentence: every game's point margin should equal the value of your two players, minus the value of their two players, plus luck. Write that equation down for all 36,000 games, then ask a computer to find the player values that explain the results best.

Doing it this way — everyone at once — is the trick. Beating someone 11-7 means more if their teammates were strong, and the model knows exactly how strong, because their games are in the system too. Every rating is automatically adjusted for the quality of every partner and every opponent.

One more ingredient: skepticism. The model treats every player as average until the evidence pushes it off that assumption. Twenty games of hot streak move your rating a little; two hundred games move it a lot. (Statisticians call this shrinkage. Think of it as the model saying "prove it.")

Step 3: Check that it actually works

A rating system that can't predict the future is just vibes with decimals. So we froze the model on June 1st and made it predict every game for the next six weeks — games it had never seen.

It called 75% of winners correctly. For comparison, a coin flip gets 50%, and the official rating system used by the tours (using ratings that kept updating all summer, an unfair advantage) got 65% on the same games.

What we found

1. Anna Leigh Waters is on her own planet. She adds about 7.7 points per game to a team, roughly 1.7 more than the #2 woman (Anna Bright). That gap — between #1 and #2 — is about the same size as the entire spread of the men's top 25. The men's #1 spot is a genuine pileup: Tardio, Johns, Patriquin, JW Johnson and Alshon are all within a whisker of each other.

2. Chemistry is mostly a myth. How good the players are matters about five times more than how well they fit together. Bright & Patriquin's dominance? Two top-5 players standing on the same side of the net. Their special sauce is worth maybe a tenth of a point per game — and we can't even be sure it's real. Nobody's chemistry cleared that bar. To prove a typical chemistry effect exists for one specific pair, you'd need about a thousand games together; the busiest pair in pickleball played 138.

3. Pickleball is a weakest-link game. This was the sleeper finding. A team isn't worth the sum of its players — every point of skill gap between partners costs about half a point of team strength. Star-plus-passenger loses to balanced-and-solid at the same total talent. And in mixed doubles, the target on someone's back follows skill, not gender: the data rejects the old "attack the woman" doctrine in favor of "attack the weaker player, whoever that is."

4. The stories in the ratings are real. Gabriel Tardio climbed from #8 to #4 to #1 among men across three seasons. Ben Johns slid from clear #1 — the kind of gap Waters has now — to "member of a five-way tie." The official rating, for what it's worth, had Tardio declining through his breakout, which tells you something about official ratings.

What we can't know (and refuse to pretend we do)

The punchline

If you remember one thing: in pro doubles, who you are beats who you're with — and if you must choose a partner, choose your equal.

(All code, data, and the full technical writeups live in this repository. A fancier version of the model — with month-by-month skill tracking — is fitting as this file is written.)

The technical version, in brief

Full writeups, code, data and diagnostics: the repository — see analysis.md for every table and robustness check.

Things we refuse to publish

Where the data comes from

Everything on this site derives from public, unauthenticated results endpoints — the same responses any visitor's browser receives when viewing scores. How collection behaves, in full:

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